This is why I created this shit hole of a blog

Now that you're straight on how much better I am then you we can start with the reason I started this thread. The longer I live the more I realize people are tool boxes. (if you don't know what a tool box is you're a tool box).

Let me go through a list of people with you and inform you how they're toolbox's. Hopefully after reading my blog you can lose some of these horrible habits that make YOU a turdboat.

As you can tell by my first post I'm easily the most amazing person ever. I'm not so much a person as I am an enigma of amazing.

Now you're asking "J. Christ if you're this great, what does that make me?"

Well here's you're answer. You suck.

So you ask "But why do I suck (wah wah wah I like to cry)?"

To me this is a pretty obvious answer. You were born as someone who is not me. That's pretty much how it works. You're either me, or you suck.

J Christ hates you

To whom it may concern,

You suck.

- J. Christ